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The formula for space-time manipulation is Zero 9-4. But nobody said manipulating space-time would be easy... or polite.

Zero 9-4 is the explosive first instalment of the New-Classic Science Fiction series. Packing fourteen original illustrations, this masterful collection of short stories and novelettes balances the absolute laugh-out-loud absurdities of the cosmos against the breath-catching, bone-tingling trials of deep-space survival.

From crackling two-page miscommunications where someone hasn't quite read the alien room right, to sprawling, sixty-page epics chronicling what it truly takes to survive on a hostile new world, Trevor Watts delivers a universe with a distinct heart, a sharp mind, and a brilliant sense of humour.

Prepare your launchpad for a wild journey through the black Vac:

• The Lighter Side of the Void: Experience the sheer romance of null-gravity love, the chaos of ill-advised time-interference, and the terror of dealing with a bullying corporate boss from a thousand light-years away.

• Aliens, Heroes, and Blunders: Meet the unforgettable characters of Betty and Kalai Alaa, discover if the aliens are already wandering the streets in Friday Night in Somercotes, and find out exactly what happens when Oscar’s wife tells him to just "go for a walk."

• Epic Interstellar Trials: Witness the brutal war of alien genders in Kjid, dodge the planetary cleanup crews, and run the gauntlet with the ultimate swamp-world survival trial in the fantasy-crossover novella Kyre.

"At the 2039 all-species barbecue, it is confidently predicted that these tales will be unanimously voted the funniest in the Spiral Arm—shortly before a galactic virus sends us all scuttling back to our socially isolated orbits." — The Spiral Arm Pub & Restaurant, Ganymede

Whether you are looking for a satisfied smile, a deep pause for thought, or a definitive "Yes, get in there!" moment, your coordinate vector is set.

Scroll up and unlock Zero 9-4 to experience science fiction from the lighter side of a dark universe today!

What readers (and interstellar neighbours) are saying:

• "Believable characters, deftly detailed settings, humour, and bone-tingling 'Oh My God!' moments! Go on, give yourself a treat." — The Indie Review (5/5 Stars)

• "Loved the sheer variety on offer among the stories. Each packs its own unique punch!" — Paperback Reader (5/5 Stars)

• "Perfect for busy readers. I loved being able to dive into a quick, clever story over a cup of tea, or lose myself in the longer novellas before bed." — Books & Coffee (5/5 Stars)

• "An absolute masterclass in British sci-fi wit. My crew read the entire book twice before the tractor beam even finished engaging." — Sub-Commander of the Orion Scout Fleet (120/120 Imperial Credits)

Fourteen illustrations light up the whole continuum.